Settle in for the Carrie Moon website story. Yes, it’s your favorite online enchantress, Carrie Moon, coming at you with a tale that’s more twisted than my browser history. And that’s saying a lot. I honestly don’t know where my fascination with Austrian clown porn started.
You know how they say “sex sells”? Well, honey, let me tell you – trying to sell adult-related material when your website’s throwing a tech tantrum is about as easy as doing a striptease in a straitjacket. Buckle up, because I’m about to take you on a wild ride through the treacherous terrain of web hosting – to hell and back.
The Great Carrie Moon Website Debacle
It’s a story of confusion, frustration, and ultimately, salvation – all in the name of bringing my sultry services to your screens with style. So, grab your favorite device (no, not that one… yet), and let’s dive into the hilarious saga of how this independent cam girl went from “404 Not Found” to “Oh my, look who I found!” We’ll get to the “who” in a second.
When GoDaddy Said “Go Away”
Picture this: There I was, minding my own business (and by “business,” I mean the naughty kind), when suddenly, GoDaddy decided to pull the rug out from under my feet. They stopped supporting my basic website faster than a client’s wife walking in on our webcam session. So, being the tech-savvy vixen I am (insert sarcastic eye roll here), I decided to upgrade to an all-in-one e-commerce solution. Because hey, if I’m going to sell my sexy services, I might as well do it with style, right?
The Mystery of the Multiplying Websites
Now, here’s where things get confusing. After several phone calls that left me bewildered at best, I discovered a shocking truth: I didn’t have one website, I didn’t have two websites, I had THREE websites under my GD account! All fighting for dominance at my URL like hormonal teenagers at a boy band concert. It was like a bad sitcom plot:
- The Old Site: Clinging to life like my last shred of dignity.
- The New Site: Shiny, but as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
- The Mystery Site: Appearing out of nowhere like an unexpected orgasm.
No wonder I couldn’t get anything published. No wonder I’d lost rankings in the search engines. My websites were having a filthy threesome – without me!
My Digital Knight in Shining Armor
Just when I was about to throw in the towel, fate intervened. An old friend popped up (once upon a time, when we both lived in Ottawa, he was the “special” kind), offering to revamp my site and help promote it. It was like the universe heard my frustrated screams and sent me a web design fairy godfather!
While the customer support team was untangling my digital mess like a pro dom with a knotted whip, I took the plunge and bought a WordPress site with e-commerce capabilities. Now, I have about as much interest in learning new tech as I do in wearing granny panties, so having my knight in shining HTML take over has been a dream come true.
Who the Hell is Fruitbat?
And my OnlyFans family may already be familiar with him. “Fruitbat” and I filmed some hot, hot content together way back in 2008 which he was more than happy to send my way. It became the “BJ in Car” video and photo posts I shared on OF a couple of years ago.
Here’s what I wrote about that evening (2008) in the OF post (2021):
“Around that time I was on Plenty of fish. I was seeking someone I could do a couples site with. A play partner but more than that – a romantic partner. I had found people to film with, and men I had dated, but whoever I dated never ended up wanting to be involved in the business aspect of my life. And those I filmed with weren’t life partner material. This fellow was one of my attempts. We had great chemistry and he had website building knowledge. It almost fit – But he moved away. I moved on to other website strategies, and this is our “practice” scene in the car outside of the restaurant where we first met.”
While we’re on the subject, and because I know he’s going to read this, I’m wearing him down about a name change before he officially becomes my co-star again. The name “Fruitbat” made me smile the first time I heard it, but come on, D – you can do better. I’m not going to drop this, either. So enjoy your last few days of flapping around and using your sonar.
Reunited, and it Feels So Good
Since reconnecting again recently, and beginning to collaborate on this new version of CarrieMoon.com, our conversations have gradually become more… heated (in the best way). Collaboration in the adult industry can take many forms, and Fruitbat will be flying up to see me from the States next month! In addition to working on things like SEO, site design and content strategy – we’re going to be reuniting on the naughty media front once again, and are both very excited to see each other after so long and create some new magic for my fans to enjoy. Talk about a “hands-on webmaster”!
We both felt like we had unfinished business. So here’s to the wonderful opportunity to make up for lost time.
Now that I’m thinking about it, there was a weekend on the Big Rideau Lake where when we took a lot of filthy photos, too. I don’t think I got around to posting all of them on OF, so that will be something I catch up on soon. Until then, here we are doing some great work together in one of the most beautiful places in Ontario.
So far we’ve discussed male/female role playing scenarios to film just featuring the two of us, and identified other OnlyFans friends for MFF and MMF scenes/shoots. Needless to say, our Novembers just got a lot more… awesomely depraved.
So stay tuned! And for gosh sakes – sign up to the Carrie Moon OnlyFans to make sure you have a front row seat. It will be more brand new hardcore material than I’ve filmed in a long time. I’m beyond excited to get back to those ribald roots I’ve enjoyed so very much. Especially the part where I get to share with all my beloved fans.
Coming Soon: Carrie Moon 2.0
So, my darling devotees, stay tuned for the grand unveiling of the new and improved CarrieMoon.com! Actually, you’re already on it – we just have many more features in the works which will be live in the next few weeks before we can call it the full 2.0 experience.
Soon, you’ll be able to book webcam sessions, order custom videos, and purchase titillating pictures easier than unhooking my 38F front-clasp bra. Get ready for a user experience smoother than my… well, you know.
And there will be something for everyone’s budget and spectrum of desire, too. Like multiple free Carrie Moon galleries (categorized by era, candids, magazine and box covers, etc.), VOD options and even a new YouTube channel. All coming very, very soon.
Until then, keep those keyboards clean and your browsers in incognito mode. Your favorite independent Canadian porn star and cam girl is about to go from tech tragedy to digital diva!
P.S. If you happen to stumble upon any of my rogue websites, just pretend you didn’t see anything. I’m going all in on CarrieMoon.com from here on out! XXX – Carrie Moon